Q: Do you have a Skype?
Q: Can you please make one?
A: Because I don't want to. Simple as that.
A: Just send me a goddamn starter because RP is my life.
Q: May I have some points?
A: Funny, I was about to ask you the same question.
Q: Can I come over to your house?
A: Don't ask me, I'll ask you. Wait- I won't. Because I really hate socializing irl. Basically, no.
Q: -insert note about entirely non-private matter here-
Q: Wanna hear about my OC?
A: No offense, but not really.
Q: Gee, you sure have a lot of favorites!
A: This has only been mentioned on my old account so far, but I'm anticipating it here. Basically, I plan on cleaning it out, but I need a new computer first because if I started now, this one would probably break before I can finish cleaning.
Q: Read/watch/play this thing!
A: I already have a long list of things I need to read/watch/play, and I'd rather not add anything until I clear the list. Sorry.
Q: You're so adorable!
A: if you aren't boris karloff or david tennant than heck off kthxbye